The next book

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‘That thing you mentioned the other day,’ the book says. ‘Is it true?’

‘What thing?’ I say.

‘About there being no next book.’

‘You’ve got me there,’ I say. ‘It’s very possible. There might be. There might not be. Sometimes I change my mind every five minutes.’

The book lets out a long sigh, and begins to scratch its chin. ‘Are you in control of any of this?’ it says.

‘Control? Now you’re asking. The honest answer is I have no idea. This blog post for example, all of them where you appear in fact, I had no idea that you existed let alone would take over my life until I let you in one morning while I was shaving. I thought you had gone for a while, but then you came back. Then you left again, only to reappear with these endless questions. Whatever else is going on here I’m not sure I am the one to be asking about control. Most of the time I think that lies in your hands, not mine.’

‘I’m not God, you know,’ the book says.

‘I know you’re not,’ I say. ‘But by the same token, neither am I.’

‘So do you think it’s on?’

‘Is what on?’

‘Me. The next book. Am I the next book?’

I stop what I am doing and take a long look at the book. I notice it has put on clean clothes, even a hint of scent. ‘You’re looking very well,’ I say. ‘Do you want some tea?’ The book shrugs at me like a teenager. ‘Maybe you aren’t a book at all. Maybe you’re a play. Or a screenplay. Like Sleuth. Linda from book group says hi by the way. She was asking after you the other day. She misses you.’

‘Tell her I’m flattered,’ the book says. ‘But you still haven’t answered me.’

‘I know,’ I say to the book. ‘I don’t know. I don’t know. I sit here and think there is nothing to say and you show up, or I sit here and feel completely worthless and you show up, and just when I think everything is all well with the world you bugger off back to Sweden or wherever it is you hide out when I need you.’

‘I can assure your it is not Sweden,’ the book says. ‘Far too expensive.’ The book regards me for a long minute. ‘Did I just hear you say worthless? That’s exactly how I feel most of the time. I do wonder what it’s all been for. Not the money, that’s for sure.’

‘It was never about the money,’ I say, nodding.

‘We are a fine pair,’ the book says. ‘Beer? They’re on you, I’m afraid. I’m a tad short at the moment.’

4 comments

  1. Meg Cox

    Please tell the book that I’m quite fond of him but has he got your best interests at heart, or his own? Mind you, we all need some encouragement, even if it’s a stab in the back or indifference and someone to go to the pub with. He’s a bit like a brother-in-law, I consider (as my aunt used to say), close but slightly competitive. I think he’s got a moustache.

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  2. charlieirvine

    Weird but strangely compulsive. The book could be ‘the article’ or even ‘the album’ – it won’t write itself but sits there in silent judgement, a perennial rebuke that can only be assuaged by steering right into its dark, fathomless heart.

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  3. tiostib

    is it me or is it he or is it mere insanity. Again, your post is timely in my world as I’m beginning the exploration of the word “mirage.”

    For what it’s worth, I’ll gladly read your new book.

    Cheers!

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